Movie comments part 1

I’ve been watching a bunch of movies lately so I’ve decided to share a few comments on a few of them:

Transporter 2 (2005)

Really, really, really terrible movie.

The Last Airbender (2010)

The creators have obviously not played Pokémon.. or know basic physics. Water > Fire, okthx.

Inception (2010)

Interesting concept, but something bothers me.

Why is it that you have to die in the dream to wake up when at the same time you can feel actual pain in the dream? Doesn’t that mean if you’re shot in the head, blown up or drowning you’ll feel like you’re physically dying? Doesn’t that fucking hurt?

And what is the definition of dead anyway? When you’ve stopped breathing, stopped receiving brain signals, heart stopped? Who knows.

Quarantine (2008)

Only seven words: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL FILMING?

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